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Enterprise AI Company’s Entire Moat Revealed to Be a System Prompt That Says “Please Be Really Good”
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Following a leak, investors learned the $400M-valued company’s proprietary technology was 14 words long.
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Founder Announces Company Is “Default Alive” While Standing in Front of Repossessed Office Furniture
PALO ALTO, CA — “We’ve never been healthier,” said the CEO, seated on the floor where a desk used to be.
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AI Startup Pivots to AGI After Failing to Build Working To-Do List App
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Citing “a more achievable timeline,” the four-person team announced it would solve general intelligence by Q3.